Me on my way to steal yo’ girl (Okay so this was a lot better before but it was too big and now it’s sillier. Take it as you will.)
My night :)
This greets me whenever I go into Walmart.
do you realize how lucky you are?!
jay jay the jet plane giant inflatable sex doll
found by lemonadeparadise
Savannah, you are my true love
you are smart, funny, and you are a great chef
plus you got them DSL
never change, Savannah
wait the fact that the picture I edited of jay jay and big jake is on a post with 20,000 notes though
DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!
nope doesn’t ring a bell
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!
No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
this honestly sounds like a fucking myspace bulletin but it’s ACTUALLY TRUE???